A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.... wait that was an intro for something else. Anyway a guy who called himself "Dr. DOS" made some quite hilarious prank calls. Some were recorded, while others were made live and streamed on a net radio, if I remember correctly. Unfortunately no one recorded the pranks performed live not even Dr. DOS himself.

The prank calls were originally in Real Audio format but I've now converted them toMP3. Unfortunately it seems that I have lost a couple of pranks over the years, the files have become corrupted for some reason. They don't work in the latest version of the Real Media player and it is therefore not possible to convert them either. Please note that this stuff is rather old by now and yeah, it just sounds old...

	Lucy	"Do not refer to me as buddy or I will disconnect"
	Lory	"Stop talking while I'm interrupting"
	John"	"I'ma die! I'ma die too!"
	Tom	What do you do when the employee is sleeping? You wake him up! Apparently, this Nintendo rep was sleeping, so we decided that our 14.4 modem would wake him up.
	Sarah	"Its for the game-- its for the sup-- its for one of them damn things!"
	Michael	"Yeah I got bubble gum stuck in my Nintendo..."
	Jerry	This employee finds himself outsmarted by a retarded kid. Obviously an unqualified worker due to his slow service.